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FAQ & rules

One billboard. Bidding is free and open to anyone. Every auction closes at 10:00 PM Friday, New York time.

The basics

What is Your Message Here?
One billboard on the internet. A single advertiser owns it at a time, for seven days. Anyone can bid for the next week.
How does the auction work?
Bidding runs continuously. Every auction closes at exactly 10:00 PM Friday, New York time. The highest bid at that moment wins the billboard for the following seven days.
When does the winning creative go live?
Once payment clears. The week runs from the Saturday after the auction closes through the following Friday.
How much traffic does the billboard get?
Everyone who visits the homepage sees it — there is nothing else on the page. Weekly traffic is shared with the winner and grows with each week.

Bidding rules

What does it cost to bid?
Nothing up front. Bidding is free and requires no account and no card — just your name, email, advertiser name and an amount.
What is the minimum bid?
The auction opens at $5 USD. Every subsequent bid must beat the current high bid by at least the $10 increment. All amounts are in USD.
Can I bid more than the increment?
Yes. Bid any amount at or above the current minimum. There is no maximum.
Are bids binding?
Yes. Placing a bid is a commitment to pay if you win. Bids cannot be retracted or lowered.
Can I bid more than once?
Yes — bid as many times as you like, as long as each new bid beats the current high bid.
Do older bids disappear once they are beaten?
No. Every bid stays in the bidders table for the whole auction, including your previous bids and everyone else's. Nothing is removed when it is outbid — the full bidding history stays visible, and it is archived with the week once the auction closes.
What happens if I get outbid?
We email you immediately so you can bid again before the deadline.
Are bids public?
The current high bid and the advertiser name are public. Email addresses are never shown.
What if two bids land at the same moment?
Bids are validated on the server in the order they arrive. The first bid to clear the minimum wins the tie.
Is there a last-minute sniping rule?
No extensions. The auction ends at 10:00 PM New York time on the dot — whatever is highest then wins.

Winning and payment

How do I know if I won?
You get an email within moments of the auction closing, with a secure Stripe checkout link.
How long do I have to pay?
24 hours from the close of the auction. Payment is handled by Stripe — we never see your card details.
What if I do not pay in time?
The win is forfeited and the billboard is offered to the next highest bidder at their bid amount. Non-payers may be blocked from future auctions.
Do you offer refunds?
Payment is non-refundable once the creative is live. If your creative is rejected and you cannot supply a compliant replacement, you are refunded in full.
Can I get an invoice or receipt?
Yes — Stripe emails a receipt automatically, and an invoice is available on request.

Your creative

What size should the image be?
1600 × 900 px (16:9), JPG or PNG, under 2 MB. For a retina-sharp file use 3200 × 1800 px.
When do I upload it?
Right after payment. You get an upload link in your confirmation email.
Can the billboard link somewhere?
Yes. You provide one destination URL and the whole billboard links to it.
Can I change my creative mid-week?
One swap per week is allowed, subject to the same review. Email us and we will handle it.
What if I miss the upload?
Until your creative is uploaded and approved, the billboard shows the default placeholder. No refunds for unused days.

Content policy

Is every creative reviewed?
Yes. Every image and destination URL is manually reviewed before it goes live.
What is not allowed?
No illegal content, adult content, hate speech, harassment, malware, phishing, scams or deceptive claims, and nothing that impersonates another brand or person.
Are crypto, gambling or political ads allowed?
Case by case. They are not banned outright, but they must be legal, clearly disclosed and not misleading.
Can you reject my creative after I have paid?
Yes. You can supply a compliant replacement, or take a full refund if you would rather not.

Everything else

Can I buy multiple weeks in a row?
Only by winning each week's auction. There is no way to reserve future weeks.
What happens to old ads?
Every past advertiser stays online permanently in the archive.
What if nobody bids?
The billboard stays on its placeholder for that week and the next auction opens as normal at $50.
How do I get in touch?
Message @alexmacgregor__ on X, or reply to any email we send you.